How difficile is it?

First they threaten to put the catheter back in if I don't pee, then when all I produce is diarrhea, they need to wear protective gowns and test for C. difficile.

It's bad enough that the first BM I have in months is all over myself in bed. I found out the meaning of a line in the movie, The Bucket List, where Jack Nicholson says to never trust a fart. Indeed.

And, to top it off, I'm having my first experience with adult diapers. It only gets better.