Tattoos and graffiti

I don't really understand the extent that people go to now with their tattoos. And don't even talk to me about all of those piercings and ear plugs. Honestly people, what is it going to look like when you're over 50 years old? I'm dating myself, but growing up, the only people who had tattoos were ex-cons, bikers and sailors. Some tattoos I see are so elaborate, I don't know how any one could stay still for so long? I told David the only tattoo I could stand to get would be a dot. Well, guess what? I now have, not one, but three dot tattoos. They were placed on my lower hips and center belly so the technicians could line me up for my radiation. And every time I get x-rays or radiation, they make marks on me (sometimes threatening to make smiley faces but no one but David would see) like a graffiti tagger in the middle of the night.

Am I hip now or what?

(Don't answer that. I once asked David if I got a pierced nose if I would look younger. He said I'd look like an old lady with a nose piercing!)